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bastardlyarmed
28 May 2037 @ 03:54 am
Character: DI Alex Drake

[Sam/Alex] Lonely Hearts
part 1 | part 2 [Brown Cortina]

Soulmates Never Die

Falling Down

My Lover, the Devil
part 1 | part 2 [Brown Cortina, Sam/Keats]

Bad Romance
part 1 | part 2 [Brown/Blue Cortina, Gene/Alex]

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Now Playing: Angel on My Shoulder - Kaskade
 
 
 
bastardlyarmed
16 December 2010 @ 02:51 pm
YAY!  
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May xiilnek and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I pulled over and changed chamekke's flat tire (15 points). In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I put money in fern_tree's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (734 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
bastardlyarmed

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bastardlyarmed
20 November 2010 @ 03:34 pm
If you could conjure an animal spirit protector, which animal would you choose, and why?

Does the Manc Lion count?
 
 
bastardlyarmed
20 November 2010 @ 03:32 pm
If you were a TV producer, what would be the premise of your first TV series, and who would star in it?

Stars: Robert Sheehan (aka Nathan on Misfits) and Emma Stone (aka the fake red-head)
Premise: Girl gets sick of her friend that is a boy asking her for her soul and she says yes, not knowing that the guy is actually Lucifer's son. Hilarity ensues.
 
 
 
bastardlyarmed
09 November 2010 @ 07:10 pm
I found my new post A2A ship.

Thorne/Hendricks.

(Go watch Thorne: Sleepyhead and Thorne:Scaredycat nao. David Morrissey is one fucking damaged DI. [maybe he needs Gene's help])
 
 
bastardlyarmed
Title: Back to the...Future?
Rating: Blue Cortina
Word Count/Length: ~2200 words
Notes: for elfbert; prompt was: "the Cortina crashes with the gang in it. When they wake up have they gone mad, are they in comas...or have they gone forward in time?" I hope this is what you wanted! :D Total crackage awaits.
Summary: Sam, Ray, Gene, and Chris get into an accident and end up...in the future? Oh boy. Crossover with Ashes to Ashes series 1, Hot Fuzz, and Doctor Who (all non-spoilery)

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Now Feeling: accomplishedaccomplished
Now Playing: Riva - "Stringer"
 
 
bastardlyarmed
16 July 2010 @ 08:25 pm
Title: 10 Downing: "5 People Gene Hunt Slammed the Phone Down On...and One Person He Visited in Person" and "The Fight of the Century"
Rating: Blue Cortina
Word Count: 523/956
Warnings: AU, Slash, Liberal use of the F-word, Litton, crack. OH DEAR GOD THE CRACK.
Summary: Gene Hunt has fun with the phone. Litton vs. Gene Hunt. The prize? Control of Her Majesty's Government.
Notes: No internet for a while makes for a very, very insane author.


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Now Feeling: gigglygiggly
 
 
bastardlyarmed
Title: 10 Downing: "Talkin' to Litton" and "Question Time"
Rating: Blue Cortina/Brown Cortina
Word Count: 754/626
Warnings: AU, Slash, Liberal use of the F-word, Litton, Crack.
Summary: Sam Tyler, MP was about to become the Prime Minister in 2006. Instead, he got into an accident and was sent back into 1974, where he's now the Deputy Dawg Prime Minister in a coalition government.
Notes: After the cut.

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Now Feeling: creativeWOOOHOOO
 
 
bastardlyarmed
05 July 2010 @ 07:41 am
Title: Monster
Author: bastardlyarmed 
Pairing: Keats/Alex
Spoilers: Series 3
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Keats and Alex find out who they really are after the speed date.
Notes: Dedicated to thedrumsarereal . She pushed me into writing it! :) The song is "Monster" by Lady Gaga.


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Now Feeling: lonelylonely
Now Playing: Lady Gaga - Monster